The bargain here isn’t that you are getting a discount. It’s that they did the math for you. I mean, how would you know how much it costs if you want to buy two?
What!? Road closed? But, I want to drive through the lava!
I never knew children had gambling problems. Arithetic is very most important. ‘Merica!
Wait… Does this mean I can’t park my awesome amphibious car in there? Totally not fair.
Ok. This sign is intentionally funny. Although, for those who are mega twitter addicts, this isn’t so funny.
I imagine this sign was in a different isle, like the paper towels isle.
Hey, that sign says Pizza Hut. I’m not sure if that’s where we are though. Oh, look!. It is Pizza Hut. It says so below the Pizza Hut sign.
Caution. Water in pool is wet and slippery. Can never be too careful with pool safety.
I never realized how much of a choking hazard clothes hangers are. Might want to put a lock on your closet just in case.
What is this? A pool for ants?
Well boys, time we start lookin’ for a new water hole. They already took our underwater fireworks rights away. Now smoking? What’s next?
Hey. What’s this big piece of wood doin’ stuck in the hallway?
Some people just need a reminder.
Sometimes redundancy is the only way to learn simple tasks.
What kind of an establishment needs a no stabbing sign?
No truck. NO! That’s a bad truck.
Joke’s on them. I’ll be dead and my bank account is already overdrawn.
Thanks for the heads up. That fence looked super comfortable.
I’ve been washing my hands wrong for all these years. I knew I should have read the directions.
Truck 4 sale.